Isn’t it funny that the liberals like to place conservatives in this country and oppressive dictators in other countries into the same pot? Oppressive leaders of other countries HATE the conservatives in this country and they have more in common with the liberals than with conservatives. I guess the libs don’t understand that worldwide the word “conservative” is a relative term. They think they are proving their point of believing US conservatives are “oppressive” by comparing them to murderous leaders and then throw out the line “These dictators are conservative.” However, that is all they can say because they don’t have the facts to back up their claims. I am different, though, and now I would like to take the time to give my liberal friends a lesson on Conservative/dictatorship 101 and see if their claims against the conservatives have a toenail to stand on.
Okay, first off, I’m going to ask a question and give you several choices to choose for the correct answer. Okay? Are you ready? I know you liberals tend to drown in a sea of knowledge and have a hard time swimming across an ocean of facts, so try your best to keep your head above the surface and keep stroking and kicking. Oh, yes, one other thing – the ocean of facts is infested with truth sharks and if one of those start tracking you, let’s just say you’re going to be in serious trouble. Answers are revealed at the bottom.
1) Throughout history, most dictatorial leaders such as Hitler and Stalin have taken away an individual’s right to carry a firearm. Can you tell me which American group wants to do the same thing with US citizens, boys and girls?
a. Conservatives (Tea Party, Republicans, etc)
b. Liberals (ACLU, Democrats, etc)
c. A prairie dog community from the Midwest
d. The evil Empire from Star Wars
2) Oppressive dictatorships are easily recognized by the fact that they usually tax and regulate their citizens into the ground, especially the rich, in the name of “fairness”. Can you tell me which American group wants to raise taxes on its most productive citizens?
a. The colony of sea lions at your local zoo
c. Five year-old Kathy Burnham’s birthday party
3) Dictatorships like to imprison or kill those who don’t “get with the program” in an attempt to have them silenced. Can you name the group in the US who would like nothing more than to shut-up those who don’t think like them?
b. The colony of Mexican free-tailed bats in Texas
c. The apiary in your neighbor’s back yard
4) Throughout history, dictatorships have been known to be theocratic and racist. Name the US group who wants to kick God out of school to implement the religion of humanism, which includes evolution (which helped to solidify the position of race in this and other countries).
b. Red-blood cells
d. The Avengers
5) Name the group that has helped legalize genocide in this country, which is a staple of dictatorial leaderships.
a. Planned Parenthood (liberal)
b. The Fantastic Four
c. The TEA Party (conservative)
d. The group of wild dogs running through Durham, NC
6) Dictatorships believe in population control, with at least one (China) dictating to its citizens how many children they can or cannot have. Can you tell me the US group who supports population control?
a. The Justice League of America
d. Lassie and the Rescue Rangers
7) When dictatorships screw up, they tend to look the other way as if nothing has happened (communists). What group in the US does the same?
a. NASCAR drivers
b. The Miami Dolphins
8) Dictatorships are known for their oppression of women. Can you identify the group that hates women who have an opposing view to their own?
a. The Bad News Bears
c. US trash collectors
9) One distinguishing characteristic of oppressors is their hate for Christians and the Bible. Name the group that wants to see to the elimination of Christianity from the US.
a. The ACLU (liberal)
b. A fish tank full of goldfish
c. The TEA Party (conservative)
d. The US Track and Field Team
10) Okay, last one. Dictatorships claim the rights to their citizens property. Name the group of people who think the US government has the right to its citizens property.
b. The NC State Wolfpack
c. The Duke Blue Devils
Okay, pencils down! Let me say that if you answered “Liberal” to every question, you are a genius. If you missed just one question, you are a fruit bat! If you missed more than one…sigh! SMH!
The liberals in this country are the main ones who want to impose oppressive regulations, population controls, exorbitant taxes (you know, just to be “fair”), regulations on what you shall eat, laws against religion, laws against gun ownership, rights to property, and so forth and so on. In other words, it sounds to me that they have way more in common with oppressive dictatorships than do conservatives. So if you consider yourself a liberal and you want to compare someone to a fanatical dictator, I would advise you to take a trip to your bathroom, turn on the light, and point to the image staring back at you from the mirror. In this way, all the fingers will point to the right person. When you’re finished, take a seat on the nearby commode because I doubt if your bowels will be able to tolerate it. Moreover, you’ll be feeding your toilet the same thing you feed everyone else – a load of…(Transmission terminated!)
You all have a good day and I’ll see you on the rebound.